Wednesday, May 11, 2016

#POH: Coming Back?

We've been hearing all sorts of rumors around the hotel about #POH starting up newer and better than ever before . . .

While we can't confirm anything, we would like to strongly urge you to check back soon . . .


Monday, August 24, 2015

nomannoah / Noah

Nomannoah is fucking ugly and here's why.




Sunday, August 23, 2015

UPDATE: cherylcolelova / Kyle

cherylcolelova has recently been seen around the hotel sporting transphobic and racist remarks towards other players. He's also known for frequently making fun of Earthdrops' dead mother and fellow dead Habbo player Huntology. So our team here behind the scenes at POH have been digging deep for more information about Kyle so we could exclusively reveal some of his information. 

cherylcolelova's real name is Kyle Valian. His mother's name is Carol and this is her Facebook:  (should you want to add her or send her a message)

I already sent her the following message:

Oh and look at this hilarious photo Kyle looking like a gremlin:

Oh, and that's Superstar Carol Valian herself. And some fat bitch.

And sorry for the lack of recent updates! I've been on vacation. 


Wednesday, August 5, 2015

ohku / Skylar

Honestly, it's so upsetting when someone that we here at POH actually like turns out to look like a fucking Vaientine-lookalike in real life. It's very upsetting. And this time on #whenbadfaceshappentogoodpeople, we introduce you to Habbo user ohku:

R.I.P. our eyes. By the way, anyone else think that's a sexy ass pizza? 



Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Rydork / Ryan

Honestly, when we got these photos, we were a little torn. Rydork is a sweetheart and we really like him as a person. And in half of his photos he's really attractive. And then in the other half he looks like a literal egg. See for yourself:


And then, like, this happens:

So, i'm sorry but it's 2-2 and tie=dealer on old habbo casinos #tbt so you get #FUGLIST !


Another note to our readers

Monday, August 3, 2015

dhlos / Caleb

I was reading my favorite blog the other day and came across the following news headline:

After reading this and finding out it was about Habbo user dhlos, the following pictures of him submitted to us anonymously really make sense:

Seriously though, where the f**k are your eyebrows?